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When You Realize Your Neighbors are Total Assholes

By on Aug 6, 2017 in Inspiration, Lessons | 0 comments

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Open curtain: lose chocolate lab. A dog I have seen before. He barks, but when you call him, he comes to you. He’s hard to take home, because he wants to GO home. He’s lost, but he’s not vicious or violent. You let it go. You let HIM go. And then? You realize that you live around a lot of self-important assholes. Exhibit A:

I’m sorry but this person who left the last comment needs to take a fucking CHILL PILL…or 12.

Naturally, I can’t let this go, so here is volley #2:

Why are these assholes attacking some woman I don’t know? I don’t know. But it’s ridiculous…and uncalled for. Furthermore, calling people names? No. Not letting that slide. Not in my neighborhood. No sir. No ma’am.

I love when people assume shit about me. I really do. It gives me the ammo to bitch slap them into oblivion. 🙂 Weeee!

Voices of reason. I must love those. But yet….the assholes won’t stop.

Oh dear…you’re going to make me have to drop the mic, aren ‘t you? Shit. Well…okay, if I must.

And the mic is dropped. Jesus. Roosevelt. Christ.

There are far bigger issues than a friendly wandering chocolate lab to be worried about.

Lesson 1 for all of YOU on this thread is simple: DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE.

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